Babylon-5 Lightbulb Jokes?
Q: How many Mimbari does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None...They surender.
Q: How many Narn does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2: One to hold the lightbulb and one to look up how G'Quan did it.
Q: How many Centauri does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but they do it with their tongues, so they can get their hair done at the same time.
Q: How many Vorlon does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You are not ready for lightbulbs, yet.
Q: How many Shadow does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1 lightbulb. 1 hand. 1 white wall. 'Nuf said.
Q: How many Delgar does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1 scientist and 100 million Narn, for the trial runs.
Q: How many Soul Hunter does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not a lightbulb, it's a Mimbari!
Q: How many Techno-mages does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One techno-mage and 7 words.
Q: How many Drasi does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Still caught up in committee. Ask again after the 6th age of humanity....
Q: How many Telepaths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not very damn funny!
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but don't ask me how they got there.
Q: How many Centauri does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Centauri don't change lightbulbs. Centauri like shadows.
Q: How many Narn does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to twist the socket and four to hold the Centauri still.
Q: How many Minbari does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But it takes 40 hours and if they make a mistake they have to start over.
Q: How many Pak'ma'ra does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It depends. Pak'ma'ra hire incompetent electricians to change lightbulbs.
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb has always been there.
Q: How many Drazi does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Half the race. The last time a Drazi tried to change a light bulb he substituted a GREEN bulb for a PURPLE bulb just as a PURPLE was walking by. The ensuing battle lasted six months, covered the whole planet, and half the Drazi population was wiped out.
Q: How many Shadows does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No-one can count them. They move when you're not looking.
Q: How many Humans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least 23. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, three to stand around giving useless advice, two supervisors, one manager, three cops waving their arms, intoning "keep moving, keep moving", two accountants and and a minimum of 10 rubberneckers.