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This story was written by Simon Magid on 24/8-1999. The characters and
names have been used without permission and without any intent of
seeking a profit. This story may be freely reproduced and distributed
by anyone who wishes to, as long as no profit is made in the process,
and as long as this disclaimer is included in toto along with the
story.

I would like to add a profoundly grateful 'thank you' to the unknown
soul who originally wrote the post: 'Jedi-master: the top 14 things we
want to hear Samuel Jackson's character Mace Windu say in the new Star
Wars prequel'. Apart from causing my fiancee and I to laugh so hard
that we almost hurt ourselves, he also provided me with the
inspiration for this story. Thank you, whoever you are.

Simon Magid <taliesin@inet.uni2.dk>

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